Avoid Vanilla Writing, Part 1

Welcome to this week’s #WritingWednesday post!

We’ve all heard different rules of writing—show, don’t tell; avoid –ly adverbs, don’t head-hop with point of view, blah, blah, blah. But a sure death knell for a story is vanilla writing. No one wants to write the yawn-inducing DNFed story (Goodreads speak for Did Not Finish). While “avoid vanilla writing” is a bit vague, here are a few ideas to keep your readers up late turning pages.

  1. Murder your darlings: this quote is attributed to William Faulkner or Oscar Wilde (or others), but actually originated with Arther Quiller-Couch from his 1914 lecture “On Style.” Good job, Arthur! But what does it mean? It means all those things you absolutely love, the cutie-patootie characters, clever dialogue, and flowery descriptions should be eliminated if they’re unnecessary or don’t move the plot forward. Believe me, I know it’s tough—I’ll weep with you while we read on.
  2. Zzzzz: Ending the chapter or scene with the character going to sleep. I’ve done this. Sometimes it can’t be helped. But if you can find another ending, maybe a twist to ratchet up the tension, the scene will be better and the reader will keep reading.
  3. The Normal Routine: Mary Sue wakes up to the sun streaming into her room. She stretches, slips out of bed, and pads downstairs for her regular cup of coffee. She pulls her favorite cereal from the cupboard, but the dog Benny whines and dances around her ankles. She lets the dog out and gazes out on a lovely morning with white, puffy clouds and singing birds. The bird feeder was empty–she’d have to refill it after breakfast. Her thoughts turn to what she can make for supper this evening. Perhaps her husband’s favorite casserole…

Have I lost you yet? Aside from my bad writing example, it’s boring! Nobody cares about Mary Sue or her coffee or what she’ll make for supper. Summarize and get to the point when she discovers her husband is having an affair or her dog tore up her neighbor’s prize-winning roses…

Check in next week for Part 2 of Avoid Vanilla Writing. And in the meantime, go have some ice cream. After all, it’s still National Ice Cream Month. 🙂

 

 

Pictures from Pixabay

Three Different Kinds of Maps

While maps are often necessary to get from point A to B (especially for someone directionally dyslexic like myself), I also love to find them in books. It helps me understand the journey and the landscape of the characters I’m reading about. When I have a map of my own world, it also helps me write better. As I’m writing descriptions, I can check my map. What does the character see? Will the mountains or the towering trees hinder her view? What scents will carry on the wind?

Even if you think you’re not artistic, you can create a map. There are different kinds and one of them will definitely work for you.

  1. Notebook/grid map: I started with this method when writing Spark. It was originally unlabeled land masses sketched on notebook paper. That worked for a while, but I eventually started erasing, adding, and revising the map. I then redrew it on grid paper (don’t know why I went with that, especially since I wasn’t really trying for scale). I finally scanned the thing into Paint but was dissatisfied with the “flatness” of it. After watching tons of YouTube videos, I drew my own version of it on nice blank paper. I was so pleased with how it turned out, I added a map in each book of the Firebrand Chronicles.
  2. Pinterest map: This is great for those who only need pictures of landscapes. If a drawn version is beyond your skills, pick some pictures on Pinterest and put them on a board. I’ve even seen authors print them out and put the pictures on poster board as a kind of vision board. Do whatever works for you.
  3. Professionally drawn map: Some authors will hire someone to draw a map for them. Ask on Facebook for artists who take commissions; there are also artists on Fiverr who offer these services.

If you still feel you could never do any of these, just try one. As someone who really can’t draw, I never thought a drawn map would be possible. In your attempts, you might discover something new about your world or about your abilities. Most of all, have fun!

Three Great Books for Worldbuilding

Worldbuilding is hard. Right? I can hear you moaning and pulling out your hair as you try to build up your world. I’ve been there. In fact, I find it one of the more mentally taxing parts of creating. What’s unique and profound that’s never been done before? (Uh, nothing. Even Solomon said so, but we keep trying anyway. That, my friends, is called insanity.)

If you’re struggling, there are some really great resources to help you create a realistic world. While I could never list all of them, I’ll list the ones I’ve found to be most helpful. Below, I’ve listed three books (and as a bonus, one website) I’ve found invaluable while creating.

  1. Storyworld First by Jill Williamson

Aside from being a great person with a cool name, Jill is one of the hosts of the Go Teen Writers website (GoTeenWriters.com). Her book is fantastic, covering all aspects of a world, such as geography, creatures, magic, languages, etc. In the back of the book are worksheets, charts, and word lists–extra bonuses to help you through the worldbuilding maze.

  1. The Writer’s Digest Guide to Science Fiction and Fantasy by Orson Scott Card

This thing is massive at 408 pages, but it includes more than just worldbuilding information. There’s a “how to write” section at the front while the second half is the nuts and bolts of creating a world (races, cultures, religion, clothes, weapons, etc.) The last chapter was the anatomy of a castle (which isn’t much help if you’re looking to stay away from the typical European epic fantasy). The rest of it is wonderful and well worth the purchase.

  1. The New Age Baby Name Book by Sue Browder

This is not your typical baby name book. From Abebi to Zersiro, I’ve found these unusual New Age names to work for towns, races, religions, really anything that needs a name. Even better, meaning and pronunciation for each one are included.

  1. And lastly as a bonus and related to number three, this is the website I find myself going to over and over: https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/

It generates names of diseases, political parties, superpowers, and theme park rides, among numerous other things. It’s really worth a look, not only to inspire you, but also to flesh out your world more, by seeing what you’ve missed. 🙂  Because trust me, you’ve missed something.

A last piece of advice before you go: make sure you have a notebook to write down names and places, ideas, meanings, and pronunciation. You’ll want all your choices in front of you when you start naming and labeling. Having the perfect idea there in black and white sure beats having to look it up while you’re writing.

So go. Create. And don’t forget to have fun, too.

Creating a One Sheet

What is a One Sheet?

One sheets are strange animals. Part graphic design, part advertising copy, part business card, they’re not often needed in proposals. Sometimes they’re asked for at in-person pitches, but this is largely dependent on the person you’re meeting.

They’re one page (surprise, surprise) and include all the important information—title, word count, tagline (if you have one), blurb, an eye-catching graphic, contact information, bio, and headshot. If you’ve completed all the other items mentioned in my previous blog posts (here, here, and here), your most pressing issue will probably be finding the right graphic. There are plenty of good free graphics on Unsplash, Pixabay, Pexels, and Bing. Go more for a professional look, less cutesy. That adorable paw print pattern you were going to use for your werewolf shifter novel? Yeah, don’t. Readability is key. Use a clean font—save that cool Gothic Script for another project.

I have a love/hate relationship with the one sheet. While they can be fun, they take valuable time from agonizing over, er, I mean revising my synopsis or blurb. After you’ve finished your one sheet, do a test run. A graphic may look perfect on the computer, but be an absolute nightmare once it’s competing with all the information on the page. For example, I’d originally planned a full-page, fiery graphic for my one sheet about Spark, Book One of the Firebrand Chronicles. But on the page, there were sparks and flames consuming my valuable contact information. It was too much. I found a smaller graphic that just spanned the top half of the page.

While I’d love to tell you to skip a one sheet, because many of us are writers, not graphic designers, I used one when pitching to an agent. I’d thrown a few in a folder on my way out the door to a one-day writing workshop. When a last-minute opening became available, I signed up to pitch to an agent. I slid the one sheet across the table and waited, shaking, while he spent a few seconds scanning it. He nodded, asked a few questions, and it gave me some time to ease into the situation. To be honest, I think what was written on it was more important than the cool flame graphic scrolling across the top. So, it’s really up to you.

If you’ve done your best with all the other items in your proposal, the most important thing you can do is relax. Remember to breathe. Say a prayer. Then,  take all your nervousness and turn it into excitement. Be animated (not wooden) and share with the other person all the cool things about your story!

Happy pitching!

What Is a Blurb?

You’ve probably heard of a blurb, but I’d bet my wobbling TBR pile you’ve read one–every time you pick up a book in a bookstore or click on the link on Amazon to learn more. But writing one for your own work isn’t easy.

Also called a BCC or back cover copy, it’s like a dating profile. What can you tell the reader that will make him/her purchase this book? The tagline on the front of the eye-catching cover compelled them to pick the book up or click on the link. You hooked them. Great! Now you have to make the reader buy it, and an engaging blurb will seal the deal.

Not sure how to start? Check Amazon for some ideas. Every book there has a blurb, but I would check the bestsellers in your genre. You’ll see how the big dogs do it. Once you’ve got a few ideas from checking Amazon, try writing a summary. Remember the synopsis you worked on? Use that to make sure you include the high points of your story. Unlike the synopsis, use more interesting language, exciting action verbs and hyperbole. List and name the main characters, what they want, and the obstacle in their way. Use short sentences with words that create a certain feeling and will draw in the Ideal Reader of your genre– for example the sinister monk, a mysterious secret, or the adorkable boy next door. Oh, and DON’T tell the reader how it ends. Include the stakes. Will they find their way out of the labyrinthine rain forest? Will they be eaten by starved zombies? Will they kill the evil mastermind? What do they have to lose if they don’t?

You’ll probably have a pretty clunky piece of writing, so hone it down. Play with the wording, making sure it’s written in your voice. And definitely do it more than a few times. But trust me, after writing several versions of the same blurb, it all begins to blur. That’s when you call in your writing friends to get new eyes on it. One of my writing buddies is the Queen of Blurbs—it’s like her superpower.

While some contests call for a blurb under 200 words, ideally it should be 100-150 words. Amazon doesn’t give you a lot of room and you’ll want it to be nicely spaced on the back cover. It can be tricky, but don’t give up on this crucial item. With some work, your blurb will sparkle and shine!

What Is a Synopsis?

Few words strike dread in the heart of a writer like the word synopsis. It’s the Dreaded Nightmare of most writers. (There’s probably a few out there who don’t mind writing them, but I’ve never met them).

So what exactly is a synopsis?

It’s a one-to-two page document, usually either two pages, double-spaced or one page, single-spaced. (Check the editor/publisher/agent guidelines. If it doesn’t specify, don’t sweat it. Just pick one.) The publisher or agent uses the synopsis to see if there are plotting issues or weird tropes (i.e., it was all a dream!). They aren’t expecting advertising copy; save your gorgeous, flowery prose for the manuscript. Otherwise, write it in the same tone and style the book is written in. One caveat: if your book is written in first person, don’t write your synopsis that way. Typically, write it in active voice, third person, present tense.

Briefly introduce your main character(s) and put their names IN CAPS the first time they’re introduced for ease of identification. This document is where you spill the beans regarding your story — the interesting setup, the plot twists, emotions and reactions of characters, setbacks, climax, and resolution. Keep the details pertinent, and don’t give tons of backstory. I’ve found this to be extremely difficult. After all, every single scene feels important to me. I want to include them all.

A few important points:

  1. Yes—you have to tell how the story ends. Aside from the length, this is one of the main differences between the synopsis and the blurb. Don’t try to pass the blurb off as a synopsis.
  2. Show, don’t tell doesn’t work for the synopsis. Because this is an entirely different kind of writing compared to a book, you’ll have to do a lot of telling, not showing.
  3. If you’re a pantser and you haven’t finished the manuscript (and therefore can’t finish the synopsis), go finish your book. Agents and publishers won’t consider books that are “mostly” finished.
  4. For more information, check out Reedsy’s article on writing a synopsis.

I’ve found the easiest way to create a synopsis (or as easy as synopsis creation can be) is to take my manuscript and go through it chapter by chapter. What are the key plot points that occur? List them in order. Be brief. When I’m done,  I’m halfway to a working synopsis.  Then edit, edit, edit.

Thank You

       

I’ve been waffling on what to say here–it feels momentous! The blog tour is over, and Burn is in the wild.  I have All. The. Feels.  *blows nose inelegantly into a tissue*

Today is a day for celebrating!!!! Aside from the fact it’s the weekend, online schooling is almost over. Can I hear a heartfelt amen? *Cue marching band and confetti* (And yes, I can use as many exclamation marks as I want because I’m celebrating!!!)

Me, when I celebrate

Also me, when I celebrate during a pandemic

 

 

 

 

 

All you homeschooling mom and dads, props to you. Online schooling is hard, especially when you’re thrown into the deep end like we were.  Releasing a book, a series, is hard too and it never occurs in a vacuum. I’m so grateful to those who became a part of the “Firebrand team.” *voice wobbles and pulls out the tissue again* Sheesh.

My husband and my kids are my biggest supporters. This isn’t lip service. They read the books, give encouragement, and act as stand-ins when I have to stage fight scenes. (My kids think I’m weird, but they’re avid cosplayers so I see them walking around the house in wigs and black and white face paint. The apples haven’t fallen far from the tree. Lol!) Their support is huge because they’re the ones who suffer the most when the laundry doesn’t get done or I don’t cook because of deadlines or a scene has to be written–RIGHT NOW.

My supportive parents encouraged me to be creative and imaginative. Mom and Dad, thank you for letting me daydream and write and read stacks and stacks of library books until my eyes crossed. <3

When I pitched at Realm Makers in Villanova, PA (2016!), Michele Harper (and the entire L2L2 Publishing team) were so encouraging. At that point, I’d been out of the writing conference loop for almost ten years, had two children, and switched genres (from romance to joining the dark side of speculative fiction. Lol!). BTW, if you’ve never been to a writer’s conference, Realm Makers is one of the best out there–not just because of great classes and content, but also because the people are nice people. (You might think that’s a given. I’m speaking from experience–it’s not that way everywhere.)

Also, if you’ve beta read or critiqued the Firebrand Chronicles, blogged or posted on social media, left a book review, gushed about them to a friend, or stopped me on the street to say you liked the book or asked about the next one–THANK YOU. Knowing my stories gave you the chance to escape to Linneah with Brenna and Baldwin for a few hours is a huge honor.

It’s a bit bittersweet leaving them behind, but I hope BURN’s ending is everything you longed for.

As mentioned in L2L2 Publishing’s most recent post, the Firebrand Chronicles is being gathered into a beautiful boxset, complete with new short stories and other extras! I’ve had so much fun creating them and I’m eager to share them with you. It’s tentatively scheduled for a summer release — more information will be forthcoming!

Thanks again to everyone and enjoy your summer!

 

 

Burn’s Release Day: Looking Back

I’d originally had another post for today– something about plotting vs. pantsing and how’d I’d used both for the Firebrand Chronicles, blah, blah, blah. 🙂

And it struck me that I didn’t want to talk about that much.  For the past two weeks, I’ve been looking back and thinking about when the Firebrand Chronicles journey started. I mean, I’ve finished a trilogy, but a part of me is still a little befuddled how that happened!

Humor me and let’s look back five years ago. At the front of it, 2015 looked a lot like other years before. After querying agents, and stalking, er, I mean, submitting to publishers, I had nothing to show for it except a nice, growing stack of rejections. So I did the only thing left–I reevaluated.

It sounded like this. “Well, I have a good life–a husband who loves me, two great kids, and we live in a rural neighborhood with a loving church nearby. I guess I don’t need to be published.”  And while all that was true, the need to write was still there. I couldn’t turn off the urge like a faucet, so I knew I’d still write if only to get the voices out of my head.

And that’s when things started to come together. I entered a contest that led to an award that led to a conference where I pitched Spark. (BTW, you should be entering contests! But that’s another post…) And here I am, five years later, with several anthologies containing my short stories and a finished trilogy. Phew!

Some might say it was my hard work paying off. While I’m certain hard work is part of it, it’s not ALL of it. Lots of writers work hard–we have to because the market is super-competitive. Part of it is about surrender, loosening a grip on a dream so Someone can shift it, manipulate it into something better. And part of it is also listening to that voice that tells you, this is what you’re put on earth to do, this is why you’re here.

I’m sure some people will read this and scrunch up their face, thinking, “Well, of course, she’d say that. She wrote and published a trilogy. What about me? What am I supposed to do?” I don’t know what your future holds. But I can give you three action items to improve your craft. I can’t promise these things will get you a contract or on the bestseller list, but I can promise they will help you be a better writer.

1) Finish the manuscript. Did you know 97% of people who write NEVER finish their manuscript? (That percentage stuns me every time.) You have to finish it to get it published, whether you go indie or traditional. Finish it so you can revise it, so it can be sent to an editor, or so you can move on to the next story. But keep working until you type “The End.”

2) Read. Read in your genre, outside your genre, anything and everything. You’ll learn what’s already been written, who did it well, and what’s trending. Knowing the published “landscape” is part of being a good writer.

3) Don’t give up. If you’re writing because you think it’s quick money, or because it’s easy, you can stop right now and take up underwater basket-weaving. It’s likely to make you more money and be easier than writing. But if you can’t give up writing, then keep going.  Don’t listen to the toxic naysayers. Instead, surround yourself with supporters, encouragers, those who love you, and want you to do well. Find a critique group, and learn as much as you can about writing.

I hope these tips help. I’ve grown and learned so much in these last five years, and I’m moving forward, still as much in love with writing as ever before. My next project (a Snow White retelling) is already “finished” although the plot holes need to be plugged. 🙂 For right now, I’ll let it simmer and enjoy Burn‘s release-day celebration!!!

Come join us Thursday night (8-10 PM) on Facebook for even more partying at the Burn Launch Party!

It’s Day Seven!

Welcome to day seven of the SFF 12 Days of Christmas Blog Tour!! I hope you’ve been checking out each author’s site and signing up for some great giveaways.  I love giving Christmas presents. Hopefully, my gifts are better than “My True Love’s” listed in the song…  On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… seven ladies dancing?

                     

Why would I want that? How am I supposed to write with seven women prancing around my living room? Can they do my laundry or clean my house, too?

How about some bookish presents instead?

Spark, (Book one of The Firebrand Chronicles) is about Brenna James, who’s just a normal ADHD teen. You know, going to school, hanging out with friends, shooting fire from her bare hands…um, what? When her mother disappears, Brenna will do anything to find her. Even travel through a portal. But life on the other side involves intimidating griffins, cryptic prophecies, and elusive enemies. With the help of her new friend Baldwin, she must choose wisely whom to trust or lose everything.

The action and adventures continue in Flare, and the last book Burn should be coming soon. (I’m so excited to share it with you!) For the giveaway, I have a signed print copy of either Spark or Flare, as well as an angel pin (looks a lot like the Sahale in Spark 🙂 ), and lots of bookish swag. (Unfortunately, if you’re international, I can only send you the swag and a signed bookplate. Sorry!)

 

Sign up for the Rafflecopter giveaway here…but don’t wait. Because it’s only good for 24 hours. After that, it disappears like Santa Claus after he delivers your presents!

And if you want still more presents, here are the other participating authors for the remaining days. Have fun and have a blessed Christmas!

12/08/19
Janeen Ippolito – https://www.janeenippolito.com/

12/09/19
H. L. Burke – www.hlburkeauthor.com/blog

12/10/19
Laura VanArendonk Baugh – www.LauraVanArendonkBaugh.com

12/11/19
Hans Erdman – www.gewellynchronicles.com

12/12/19
​M. J. Padgett – www.mjpadgettbooks.com

12 Days of Christmas Blog Tour

Do you like free books? Book swag? How about discounts? Then join me and eleven other talented fantasy and science fiction authors for the Twelve Days of Christmas blog tour!

Just check out the graphic above and then stop at that author’s website to grab a chance at some fantastic freebies. But each author will only be offering these goodies for that day only, so don’t delay! To make sure you don’t miss any offers, sign up for the authors’ email lists to get a reminder (the links are below to help you out).

THE NEWSLETTERS

Sign up for the authors’ email lists to never miss a day!

YAASHA MORIAH

VERITY BUCHANAN – Scroll down to “Join Legealings”

M.L. LITTLE – click “Subscribe” on the top navigation bar

​CLAIRE M. BANSCHBACH – “Follow Blog via Email” in the sidebar

J.M. HACKMAN – Subscribe box in the right sidebar

JANEEN IPPOLITO

H.L. BURKE

LAURA VAN ARENDONK BAUGH

HANS ERDMAN – “Subscribe to our newsletter” in the right sidebar

M.J. PADGETT